Depressed about the debate? Here are some funny tweats to cheer you up.

Sarah Littman — Mitt: “I like coal” Poor people will find it in their stockings if I am President. #debates

Rachel Lichtman — So far the only Zingers are in Chris Christie’s glove compartment. #debates

Amy Walter — “Um, I was told there would be no math.” #snl #debates

Todd Barry — These guys are both feeding off the energy of the crowd. #debates

Aaron Blitzstein — “It’s time for my second question.” – Jim Lehrer at 3pm tomorrow

Kristi Harrison — I have to admit they’re both pretty handsome. I’m waiting for the swimsuit competition to decide. #debates

Jim Sterling — Obama is winning in the “Looking amazingly condescending when the other guy talks” race. #debates

Danny Sullivan — Sorry, was that Obama spending five seconds arguing that he’s owed five more seconds to argue? #debates

Mo Mandel — This is the worst SNL skit of all time. #debates

Tara Ariano — Frankly, neither candidate is working hard enough to land the immigrant feminist small business owner non-voting socialist vote. #debate

Big Bird — If you don’t vote Obama, Mitt Romney is going to be eating me by the end of November. Show your support. #BigBird2012

Jim Lehrer — …I…so, I…guys…

Nisha Chittal — where is the orchestra from the Emmys when you need them! #debates

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