Chick-fil-A said to be a faith healing exercise

ATLANTA, Aug 1 (Doug-at-Large News) – Thousands of people across the United States heeded the call of two former Republican U.S. presidential candidates to eat at Chick-fil-A on Wednesday to clog their arteries with fried chicken in support for the chain restaurant as it weathers criticism for its president’s public opposition to gay marriage. “This is a faith healing exercise for us,” said 300 lb. Cornelia Smith of Mt. Holly, Tennessee. “God will save us if we eat fried chicken sandwiches in support of opponents to the gay agenda.”