Mitt Romney wants airplane windows that open

Quote from Mitt Romney that’s getting some amusing responses today:

“When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous.”

This prompted some funny Twitter comments from people suggesting features for a Romney aircraft, under the hashtag #RomneyPlaneFeatures –

  1. A plane elevator.
  2. Dog carrier for the roof.
  3. Spare tire.
  4. Horse trailer.
  5. Screen doors.
  6. Passengers are given a voucher to purchase their own oxygen masks & life-vests.
  7. Two Right Wings.
  8. 47% less leg room
  9. An empty cockpit.

 


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