Joke of the day

“A driver is stuck in a jam in Washington. A man knocks on his window: ‘Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for $100m otherwise they’ll burn them with gasoline,’ the man says. ‘We’re going from car to car to get donations.’ What are people giving on average, asks the driver? ‘Oh, about a gallon,’ comes the reply.”


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